When you walk in your front door, which room do you enter?
The Living Room
Do you have a dishwasher?
I have my hands.
Is your living room carpeted or does it have hardwood floors?
Carpet. Stained, stained carpet.
Do you keep your kitchen knives on the counter or in a drawer?
In a locked drawer. My roomie has young kids about.
House, apartment, duplex or trailer?
How many bedrooms is it?
Gas stove or electric?
Do you have a yard?
Yesh. Small front, big back.
What size TV is in the living room?
Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups?
Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen counter?
Nope. We use a kettle for tea.
What room is your computer in?
Are there pictures hanging in your living room?
Are there any themes found in your home?
According to my roomie, our theme for the living room is "Country Italian". The kitchen is sunflowers, the bathroom is "Seashore" and my room is "Messy College Dorm Wisting"
What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
Do you use dryer sheets?
Do you have any curtains in your home?
Nope, all blinds. One of my projects in line is to make curtains.
What color is your fridge?
Is your house clean?
All but my room and the playroom for the boys.
What room is the most neglected?
My room. XD
Are the dishes in your sink/dishwasher clean or dirty?
There are a few dirty dishes in the sink, much more in the drying rack on the counter.
How long have you lived in your home?
Almost four months.
Where did you live before?
In a bug infested house that we are well rid of.
Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet?
Do you have a scale anywhere in your house?
How many mirrors are in your house?
Two. One in the bathroom and one in my roomie's room.
Look up. What do you see?
The ceiling! My hand painted light cover and... a spider!
Do you have a garage?
Nope. It was converted into a playroom.
Okay, nao with the pix!
She has two cats, so I amigurimi'd up some chocolate covered strawberries and stuffed them with polyfill and catnip.
The skullholder pattern from Stitch 'N' Bitch Crochet: The Happy Hooker.
Here's the other side. Our theme was "Naughty Words". I'll just link the pix with curse words in them, tho. I don't want to offend anyone.
She wanted amigurumi penises (penii?), so how could I NOT make them for her? They don't have Naughty Words on them...but rather...they are the manifestation of a Naughty Word: PENIS!
This little guy isn't as long as the other, and he has blue balls. =( He needs love.
Hand sanitizer bottle w/ crocheted cozy It looks kind of junky in that picture. It looks better in person. TT_TT
From Generation T: 108 Ways to Transform a T-Shirt, I got the idea of a sleeveless T with a hood. I hand dyed the main T, and the green on the dye job turned out a lot lighter than I would have liked. I think it was because of the golden that I added over it. I hand cut stencils, because I wanted the shirt to tye in with the big thing I crocheted her.
The Front Design
The Back Design
Here is the big project wearing the shirt, which is how he wanted to be mailed, because the box scares him.
The bear from two angles:
I found out her favorite band is the Smiths, and that she adores Steven Morrissey like crazy. So I took some lyrics from one of his solo songs, sketched out a pic to stencil from looking at a picture of him, and made her a quilted pillowcase. It doesn't have any bad words, I know. On the little card I attached to it, I put a lot of curse words to make up for it. XD
Here's a close up of the Moz stencil I cut.
I was looking off of this picture:
And the card I made:
I hope she likes it all. I'm so nervous.